I came across this top ten list for things kinds don't want on Halloween. It sounds about right, However, i love candy corn... and it made the list :(
(1) ToothBrushes
Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween
(2) Raisins
Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night.
(3)Candy Corn
The fruitcake of Halloween
(4) Smarties and NECCO wafers
no fruit I know tastes like dust
(5)DumDums
(6) Apples
(7)Tootsie rolls
(8) Miscellanious Hard wrapped candies
Halloween is supposed to be a holiday for young people, not senior citizens who suck on hard candies all day. set these aside for gramma.
(9)Laffy Taffy
I do not laffy when I get these. I sobby. I get depressedy. Because it gets all stucky to my teethy and doesn't even taste that goody.
(10)Fun Size
Give us the rich houses with the sprawling driveways and full-sized candy bars any day.
1 comment:
Tootsie rolls are classic. That list was obviously made by facists with braces.
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